Convo with a 2 year old...

We are driving home from a friends house last night around 8 pm.

Riley: "Mom, look what's in my mouth." With her mouth wide open.
Me: "I can't see anything in there, it is too dark. What is in your mouth?"
Riley: "A boogie."
Me: "Ewe, Ri, why is there a boogie in your mouth, that is gross."
Riley: "Because I'm eating it."
Me: "Yuck, we don't eat boogies."
Riley: "Mom, look, it's all gone, I ate it!" With the most enthusiasm ever!
Me: "Ok, Riley, let's not eat our boogies anymore, ok?"
Riley: "We just eat food."
Me: "Yes, we just eat food."
Riley: "Not boogies."
Me: "That's right, not boogies."

Where do they get these things?

This conve was last night when I am putting her to bed, she always asks us to lay with her, so I agreed and was laying with her.

Me: Yawn. "Man, I am tired."
Riley: "I'm tired too, that was an early day!"